It was one hot afternoon on our “condo’s” cozy bedroom. No one there but the two of us -- two consenting, income-generating, ready, single adults in love and in the advanced state of a serious relationship. Add the fact that we have not seen each other for days and both are in dire need of stress release. His eyes suddenly met mine, and with it came that look of longing, of yearning for each other, of attraction, of love and all things eeewy. The stare-a-thon led to a very passionate kiss that, I guarantee you, will beat all other couples at next year’s Lovapalooza. You can probably guess what topic I am going to write about, but, due to circumstances beyond our control (curse Eve!) and the PG-13 nature of this blog, this post can never be an FR.
:P
This can be a very upsetting moment (ours, not you reading what you thought you might be reading. That’d be waaay too much information, not to mention awkward), but the display of our make believe modesty after turned the tables around.
(lines delivered in a serious manner, with a Vilma Santos/Christopher De Leon-esque feel)
Me: “Wag muna… virgin pa ‘ko e”
Him: “Let’s wait a while, before we do this. Let’s wait a while, before we go too far”
Me: “Di lang naman ito ang way to prove my love for you e”
Him: “I agree, let’s take it slow, so slow”
Me: “Hintayin na lang natin pagkatapos nating ikasal. Mas maganda pag ganun ‘di ba?”
Him: “Mahal kita, di lang ‘yan ang habol ko sa’yo”
Me: “Di pa tayo ready para sa mga bagay na ganyan. Mga bata pa tayo”
Him: “Malinis ang hangarin ko sa’yo.”
Me: “Ganito ba masusukat ang pagmamahal?”
Him: “Pa’no pag mabuntis ka? Di pa tayo handang magpamilya. Kailangan muna nating maggraduate, maghanap ng trabaho at magipon”
Me: “Mapapakita kong mahal kita pero hindi sa ganitong paraan”
Him: “Mahal kita. Kaya kong maghintay.”
Me: “Pa’no pag malaman ‘to ng mga magulang ko? Anong gagawin natin?”
Him: “Magagalit si Papa God”
Me: “Katawan lang ba ang habol mo sa akin?”
Him: “Tawag ng laman lang ‘yan. We’re much stronger than that”
Me: “I promised not to do that until I get married”
Him: “O tukso… layuan mo ako!”
(orgasmic laughter follows)
Pretenses falling all around… but I guess this is what happens when your relationship evolves – you both begin to realize that there are more satisfying things you can do in bed other than THAT indoor sport. :D
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